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Post by Blackjack Ketchum on Oct 11, 2005 1:08:43 GMT -5
hey wrestling chick this ones for u.. a priest and a rabbi walk into a dentists office and the bartender says " ooohhhh i thought you said pianist" get it?
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Post by Iceman on Oct 11, 2005 3:44:34 GMT -5
hey wrestling chick this ones for u.. a priest and a rabbi walk into a dentists office and the bartender says " ooohhhh i thought you said pianist" get it? Lol, nice one Blackjack, I remember when you told me that for the first time, good one, always good to hear it again. Tight first 2 ones Grumpy. Just saw we lost you as a member though.  |
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Post by BWO 4 Life on Oct 11, 2005 19:46:32 GMT -5
Why couldn't the Pirate get into the movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRRRRRRRR!
credit: Spongebob Squarepants
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Cradle Shock
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Post by Cradle Shock on Oct 12, 2005 12:03:58 GMT -5
How do you keep a homo in suspense?
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Tell you later!
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Cradle Shock
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Post by Cradle Shock on Oct 12, 2005 12:21:35 GMT -5
Just found some excellent blonde jokes.......
Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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Post by Ivan Putski on Nov 12, 2005 16:40:08 GMT -5
whats michael jacksons favorite thing about sex with twenty-eight year olds.... theres 20 of them.
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Post by Iceman on Nov 13, 2005 22:14:36 GMT -5
lol, good one.
Q: What is the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: What does Micheal Jackson and a rubber duckie have in common?
A: They both take baths with kids.
Q: What does wal-mart and micheal jackson have in common?
A: They both have little boys pants half off.
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Post by Ivan Putski on Nov 14, 2005 17:40:46 GMT -5
those are nice.
what did the woman at the beach say to michael jackson?
excuse me, you're in my son
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Post by Ivan Putski on Dec 29, 2005 17:22:17 GMT -5
A guy turns to his wife in bed and asks for sex, she replies "i have a gynocologist appointment tomorrow and i want to be fresh, so no"
so he say "well, do you have a dentists appointment ?"
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Post by Ivan Putski on Dec 29, 2005 17:26:56 GMT -5
a guy who works at a pickle factory comes home one day and tells his wife all he can think about all day is sticking his 7 inch Seagull in the pickle slicer.
she says this is a serious problem and he should seek help.
so he goes for counseling and everything is fine for a while
then one day he comes home and the wife knows something is wrong so she asks him what it is.
he says "well, i gave in to temptation and stuck my 7 inch Seagull in the pickle slicer"
"oh my god" she says "what happened"
"i got fired"
"no,no" she says"what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"oh she got fired too"
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Post by Ivan Putski on Dec 29, 2005 17:29:19 GMT -5
a guy bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and his elbow goes right into her boob
he says" i am sorry, but if your heart is as soft as your breast, i know you'll forgive me"
and she says" well, if your dick is as hard as your elbow, meet me in room 221"
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Post by Iceman on Dec 30, 2005 3:12:54 GMT -5
Lol, dam Putski, those 3 are tight, nice, lol.
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Post by Burnham on Jan 17, 2006 7:44:33 GMT -5
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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Post by simoneaton on Jan 18, 2006 4:47:20 GMT -5
How do you hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap
Whats between a grannies boobs?
Belly button fluff
Whats black and white and hangs from tree?
A goth whos hung themselves
Whats pink and silver and runs into walls?
A baby with knifes in its eyes
A bloke walks down the street and his naked with a women on his back some across the street shouts "where you going" the man replies "Fancy dress party" "what as" a "turtle" "whats she for" "thats michelle"
William Shakespere walks into a bar the barman says "Get out your barred"
Knock knock
Whos there
Cowin
Cowin who
Cowin open the door
knock knock
whos there
Bigish
Bigish who
No not to day thanks
I have a very relious friend who runs a B&B nothing big just the one room. One day this fella comes and rents out the room and all he has with him is a plant, a spoon and a orange and the room he rents is next to my friends room and all that night my friend can hear through the walls is ABOO AWANG AWEEWHA and other such noise and my amte thinks whats the bloddy hell is he doing in there but because he is religous he thinks no curiostiy is the devils work I wont ask and give into temtation. So the bloke just books out of his room and goes on hsi way in the morning. Exactly one year late the bloke comes back again and rents the room out with the exact same things a plant, a spoon and an organge and again that night my friend can hear nothing but ABOO AWANG AWEEWHA and again my friend doesnt ask even though eh really wants to. This happens a 3rd year and my friend breaks and goes "Listen mate, every year for 3 years you have come here with nothing but a plant, a spoon and an orange and rented out my room and all I hear all night is ABOO AWANG AWEEWHA. What do you do in that room with those things to make that noise?" And the man replies "OK I will tell you but you must promise enver to tell anyone ever" and my friends agrees
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Post by Ivan Putski on Jan 18, 2006 22:39:57 GMT -5
nice. i like the no joke joke.(sounds like a joke but isnt)
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