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Post by Iceman on Sept 11, 2005 12:22:24 GMT -5
Here will be the posting of any Jokes you have.
Why did the Cookie go to the Doctor's Office?
Because he was feeling crummy. Lol.
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Post by grumpyoldman on Sept 11, 2005 20:58:52 GMT -5
A priest, a rabbi & a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
2 horses walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, why the long faces?"
Whats brown & sounds like a bell? DUNG!!!!
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Post by Wrestling Chick on Sept 15, 2005 19:21:35 GMT -5
A priest, a rabbi & a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?" I don't get it... |
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Post by grumpyoldman on Sept 16, 2005 9:41:24 GMT -5
Thats usually how the "...walks into a bar" joke starts. Like, 2 ducks and a midget walk into a bar... 3 blondes walk into a bar... A blind guy, a monkey and a clown walk into a bar...
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Post by Cradle Shock on Sept 16, 2005 10:01:05 GMT -5
2 blondes walk into a building. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.
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Post by Wrestling Chick on Sept 16, 2005 21:19:05 GMT -5
A priest, a rabbi & a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?" I don't get it... Thats usually how the "...walks into a bar" joke starts. Like, 2 ducks and a midget walk into a bar... 3 blondes walk into a bar... A blind guy, a monkey and a clown walk into a bar... Ohh, I think I get it. Is it because religous people aren't supposed to drink? |
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Post by grumpyoldman on Sept 17, 2005 13:02:06 GMT -5
D'oh... No. I think you might need a visual. If you get a hold of The Family Guy, there is an episode where Lois takes Meg to Spring Break. Watch it. There is a small part where a priest & a rabbi are walking into a bar & the priest says, "Hey! Have you heard the joke about us?" Think about it. It has nothing to do with religion.
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Post by Wrestling Chick on Sept 18, 2005 0:16:35 GMT -5
I still don't get it, and at this point...I'm done with the joke.
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Post by Iceman on Sept 18, 2005 17:11:44 GMT -5
Lol, your funny Wrestling Chick.
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Post by Iceman on Sept 18, 2005 17:12:37 GMT -5
2 blondes walk into a building. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it. Lol, nice, that'll work. |
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Post by Wrestling Chick on Sept 18, 2005 23:11:31 GMT -5
I love blonde jokes...
What goes *vroom* SCREEECH *vroom* SCREEECH *vroom* SCREEEEECH?
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A blonde at a blinking red light. HAHAHAHA!
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Post by Iceman on Sept 18, 2005 23:23:14 GMT -5
Lol, nice Wrestling Chick, that's not bad either.
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Post by Wrestling Chick on Sept 19, 2005 1:09:10 GMT -5
LOL Yeah, blonde joikes rule!
How do you keep a blonde busy?
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Put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner!
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Post by Iceman on Sept 19, 2005 1:29:17 GMT -5
Lol, nice, that was a real good one, lol, good stuff.
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Post by grumpyoldman on Sept 19, 2005 21:12:39 GMT -5
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! Theres a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "Really? Theres a drink named Steve?"
A guy strolls into work at 10:00. His boss says, "You should have been here at 8:30!" The guy says, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's @ss? A mechanic!
Where would you find a turtle with no legs? Exactly where you left it!
What goes, "Hahahaha.... plop?" Either a man laughing his head off or a hyena taking a dump!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A crawl!
Thank you! Try the veal! Rip Taylor is up next!
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