levittown-a-palooza: red cedar

[Ivan Putski]

red cedar randall cunningham rookie card:

the eagles are the gayest football team and randall cunningham was the most flaming eagle ever. therefore his rookie card is given from one gay man to another as a gift to symbolize the taking of his virginity:

a conversation from around 1988

big dick black:"stimpy, i bought you a red cedar randall cunningham rookie card for your birthday"

stimpy:"but i am not gay"

b.d.b.:"come out of that closet and take it like a man"

stimpy:"wow. your seagull is so small, i guess it couldn't hurt"

putski
"and the rest is history"

[Big Dick Black]

It's funny that Randall also played for the Cowboys... briefly.

[Iceman]

Lol, nice, good one Ski, cool to see the gay Eagles fans (all Eagles fans are gay) exchange love for each other like that, that's cute, even for Brian at an early age since it was so obvious, hence Mr. Black knowing he was gay.