Post by Iceman on Dec 14, 2005 0:42:37 GMT -5
Shock Absorber
A Shock Absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The Shock Absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'Absorbing' the 'Shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The Shock Absorber usually already is in a serious relationship with an ugly girl or is gay.......or both.
"Hey Stimpy, wanna be my Shock Absorber this Summer?"
"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my Shock Absorber, Stimpy took care of her."
"Who wants a Banana Ride?...No, not you ugly girl. You can have one from my Shock Absorber Stimpy though"
Iceman:
"Keeping all the ladies in the world happy, the pretty ones and the ugley ones too with his new idea of the Shock Absorber and spokesman for it Brian Powers."
A Shock Absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The Shock Absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'Absorbing' the 'Shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The Shock Absorber usually already is in a serious relationship with an ugly girl or is gay.......or both.
"Hey Stimpy, wanna be my Shock Absorber this Summer?"
"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my Shock Absorber, Stimpy took care of her."
"Who wants a Banana Ride?...No, not you ugly girl. You can have one from my Shock Absorber Stimpy though"
Iceman:
"Keeping all the ladies in the world happy, the pretty ones and the ugley ones too with his new idea of the Shock Absorber and spokesman for it Brian Powers."
, what are we all Stimpy lovers 
here and I'm breaking the Law 
or something?