friday starts the weekend word

[Ivan Putski]

gaylord perry

honoring the greatest knuckle baller of all time.

when doing an anal probe one finger knuckle deep is the norm. but today we honor gaylord perry. two knuckles is the minimum. this can be achieved two ways, one finger 2 knuckles deep or two fingers 1 knuckle deep. any more than that, while considered showboating, is greatly encouraged.

the greatest of all is called the jim dugan. 4 fingers 2 knucles deep. the 2 x 4, hence the jim dugan.

coletti wanted to add to his impressive baseball card collection so he payed coles 25 cents for a gaylord perry.

boy was he surprised.

[Ivan Putski]

coming tomorrow two of our greatest presidents will be honored. and by the way its geylord not fruitcake lord

[Iceman]

Lol, it's not fruitcakelord, lol. Yeah, I guess you have noticed there are some funny pre-censored words I had to make, changed from their original sustitutes Proboards made. Like 7-inch Seagul, Cytherea (she's a fitness instructer), and Taco for example.

The Jim Duggan, good call.

[Ivan Putski]

i forgot the sentence for the dugan and also the warning

warning: this move can be very dangerous resulting in an embarassing trip to the e.r.

sentence:maurer got caught pulling the jim duggan and ended up wearing a paula petrecco mitten to work on monday.

[Iceman]

Lol, yeah, that's kind of an important warning, glad you remembered to tell members that before they try it out.