Post by Iceman on Jul 29, 2007 13:58:39 GMT -5
Levittown News Team Updates!!!!
People have been asking what's going on lately with the Team. A lot of questions have been asked. Hopefully these updates will shed some light for everybody.
It is believed that "Blackjack Ketchup" (not Ketchum) is Iceman's alter ego???
Also, "Blackjack Ketchum" as Stimpy stated is "having problems", bathroom wise that is. His toilet broke too to make matters worse. So he currently uses a bucket, runs down to the Mill Creek Tavern, drops it off, comes back, and so on and so on. But the good news is Cataspotie is currently trying to get him a toilet, he borrowed a few tools from the Dziegelewski shed (at least we hope that's what they were for). But if that doesn't work Cliff Knees said he'd send him one from Florida.
Jim Cataspotie got a new bike.
Sara Bokan said somebody stole her daughter's pink bike.
Hans watched Ghost Rider last night.
With all the politics going around lately all of the Levittown News Friends are undecided who to go with (thus everything is mixed/messed up currently). Also, in a surprise Iceman is currently gone!!!
Joe Ski wanted to play Hold'em last night but forgot he had to wake up early (to wash clothes he said) and left 15 minutes before.
Iceman got 2 Sizzlers from Wawa last night. They were great. He could go for some Taco Bell today though maybe.
Levittown hates Barry Bonds for cheating to break the homerun record. Babe Ruth (2nd all time) did it on soda pop, hot dogs, and girls with blond hair, Bonds used steriods. What an stinker.
People have been asking what's going on lately with the Team. A lot of questions have been asked. Hopefully these updates will shed some light for everybody.
It is believed that "Blackjack Ketchup" (not Ketchum) is Iceman's alter ego???
Also, "Blackjack Ketchum" as Stimpy stated is "having problems", bathroom wise that is. His toilet broke too to make matters worse. So he currently uses a bucket, runs down to the Mill Creek Tavern, drops it off, comes back, and so on and so on. But the good news is Cataspotie is currently trying to get him a toilet, he borrowed a few tools from the Dziegelewski shed (at least we hope that's what they were for). But if that doesn't work Cliff Knees said he'd send him one from Florida.
Jim Cataspotie got a new bike.
Sara Bokan said somebody stole her daughter's pink bike.
Hans watched Ghost Rider last night.
With all the politics going around lately all of the Levittown News Friends are undecided who to go with (thus everything is mixed/messed up currently). Also, in a surprise Iceman is currently gone!!!
Joe Ski wanted to play Hold'em last night but forgot he had to wake up early (to wash clothes he said) and left 15 minutes before.
Iceman got 2 Sizzlers from Wawa last night. They were great. He could go for some Taco Bell today though maybe.
Levittown hates Barry Bonds for cheating to break the homerun record. Babe Ruth (2nd all time) did it on soda pop, hot dogs, and girls with blond hair, Bonds used steriods. What an stinker.
