Post by Iceman on Jul 14, 2005 2:30:39 GMT -5
E.L.W. "Extreme Levittown Wrestling"
Presents: The Future is Now
The Future is Now, the question is, will you be in it?
See ELW's "Mexican Champion", "El Matador" (Brian Lessman) with his Camel "Sassy" traveling the Atlantic Ocean just to get here by means of raft from Venezuela take on the Merciless "Iran Sheik" (Matt Coles) with Nikolai Knapp in his corner. This will be a "Best of 3 Falls" Match.
See ELW's "Truman Champion" and the 17th Wonder of the World, "King Kong Courtney" (Brian Courtney) take on former Manager "Big Poppa Stu Cat" (Brian Stuart) in a "Steel Cage" Match. Oh yeah, this one is personal folks.
See in mixed Tag-Team action, Luke the "Duke" Greenblat and the "California Shaker" (Joanie Dziegelewski) with her finishing move "Welcome to Hollywood" take on "Uncle Elmer" (Paul Greenblat) and Ann the "Angry Dragon" with her finishing move the "Zombie Mask".
See "ATEN-HUT!!!", "Sgt. Veve" with his finishing move the "Cobra Veve" take on the "Missing Link" (Ed Maurer).
See her Royal Highness, the "Duchess of Yardley" (Tina Rawlins) take on the Wild one they call "Chainsaw" (Jen McCusker) in an "Arm Wrestling" Match. Special guest arm spotter Scottie "2 Hottie" (Scott Fontana).
See "Stimp Da Pimp" in a Classic Confrontation take on Kevin the "Tower of Power" Ryan in a "Cock Fight" behind Delorenzos.
See ELWs "Woman Champion" the "Fallen Angel" (Christine Patrowski) take on "Dirty Sanchez" (Michelle Moore) with her finishing move the "Toilet Monster".
See in the Main Event for the Vacant ELW "Heavyweight Belt". A 10 Man Battle Royal and might I add ELW's 1st ever Battle Royal. Also ELW commissioner "Italian Ice" has signed some new ELW Wrestlers to add to who he feels are some already worthy Heavyweight Contenders to be Crowned the new "Heavyweight Champion" (post Frank "Arm & Hammer" Murphy).
The Wrestlers in the 10 Man Battle Royal are:
1. the "Grim Reaper" (Matt Grim)
2. the "Human Suplex Machine", Matt the "Animal" Ott
3. the "Ugandan Giant" himself, "Kamala" (Reggie Cook)
4. the "Amazon" (Mike Ray)
5. "Olympic Strongman" Ken Premula
6. the "Tennessee Titan" (Tom Luther)
7. the "Polish Tower" Greg Patrowski
8. Karate and Judo Specialist "Blackbelt Jones" (Rob Masterson)
9. Steve the "Washer N Dryer" McShane with his finishing moves the "Whirlwind Cycle" and "Permanent Press"
10. Blackjack Ketchum (Kevin Dziegelewski)
Wow!!! Any of these Wrestlers are worthy of the "Heavyweight Belt", but there can be only on winner.
Also do to the Crowning of a new ELW "Heavyweight Champion" tonight we have several new Sponsors. I personally recommend all of them so please check them out.
Sponsors:
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach's School of Proper Edicate
Shawn Water's Topless Maid Service
Steve Smith: Personal Trainer (Bowling)
Jim Cataspotie's Piano Tuning
Keve Lowinthal's Car Stereo Removal and Installation Service
Kyle Deppenshmidt's Auto Repair Shop (Camaros Only)
Presents: The Future is Now
The Future is Now, the question is, will you be in it?
See ELW's "Mexican Champion", "El Matador" (Brian Lessman) with his Camel "Sassy" traveling the Atlantic Ocean just to get here by means of raft from Venezuela take on the Merciless "Iran Sheik" (Matt Coles) with Nikolai Knapp in his corner. This will be a "Best of 3 Falls" Match.
See ELW's "Truman Champion" and the 17th Wonder of the World, "King Kong Courtney" (Brian Courtney) take on former Manager "Big Poppa Stu Cat" (Brian Stuart) in a "Steel Cage" Match. Oh yeah, this one is personal folks.
See in mixed Tag-Team action, Luke the "Duke" Greenblat and the "California Shaker" (Joanie Dziegelewski) with her finishing move "Welcome to Hollywood" take on "Uncle Elmer" (Paul Greenblat) and Ann the "Angry Dragon" with her finishing move the "Zombie Mask".
See "ATEN-HUT!!!", "Sgt. Veve" with his finishing move the "Cobra Veve" take on the "Missing Link" (Ed Maurer).
See her Royal Highness, the "Duchess of Yardley" (Tina Rawlins) take on the Wild one they call "Chainsaw" (Jen McCusker) in an "Arm Wrestling" Match. Special guest arm spotter Scottie "2 Hottie" (Scott Fontana).
See "Stimp Da Pimp" in a Classic Confrontation take on Kevin the "Tower of Power" Ryan in a "Cock Fight" behind Delorenzos.
See ELWs "Woman Champion" the "Fallen Angel" (Christine Patrowski) take on "Dirty Sanchez" (Michelle Moore) with her finishing move the "Toilet Monster".
See in the Main Event for the Vacant ELW "Heavyweight Belt". A 10 Man Battle Royal and might I add ELW's 1st ever Battle Royal. Also ELW commissioner "Italian Ice" has signed some new ELW Wrestlers to add to who he feels are some already worthy Heavyweight Contenders to be Crowned the new "Heavyweight Champion" (post Frank "Arm & Hammer" Murphy).
The Wrestlers in the 10 Man Battle Royal are:
1. the "Grim Reaper" (Matt Grim)
2. the "Human Suplex Machine", Matt the "Animal" Ott
3. the "Ugandan Giant" himself, "Kamala" (Reggie Cook)
4. the "Amazon" (Mike Ray)
5. "Olympic Strongman" Ken Premula
6. the "Tennessee Titan" (Tom Luther)
7. the "Polish Tower" Greg Patrowski
8. Karate and Judo Specialist "Blackbelt Jones" (Rob Masterson)
9. Steve the "Washer N Dryer" McShane with his finishing moves the "Whirlwind Cycle" and "Permanent Press"
10. Blackjack Ketchum (Kevin Dziegelewski)
Wow!!! Any of these Wrestlers are worthy of the "Heavyweight Belt", but there can be only on winner.
Also do to the Crowning of a new ELW "Heavyweight Champion" tonight we have several new Sponsors. I personally recommend all of them so please check them out.
Sponsors:
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach's School of Proper Edicate
Shawn Water's Topless Maid Service
Steve Smith: Personal Trainer (Bowling)
Jim Cataspotie's Piano Tuning
Keve Lowinthal's Car Stereo Removal and Installation Service
Kyle Deppenshmidt's Auto Repair Shop (Camaros Only)
