Post by Iceman on Jul 8, 2005 0:12:37 GMT -5
E.L.W. (Extreme Levittown Wrestling) is proud to present:
“So this is Paradise? This is what it’s all about Manny?" (May 2005)
Come out and watch ELW run Havoc over the LBC once again!!!
See his Royal Highness, Luke the “Duke” Greenblat with his $125 Crown take on “Vegas Vic” (Micheal Semblock) with his finishing moves, “Bet On Black” and “Snake Eyes”. The $125 Crown will not be on the line (it’s getting repaired).
See Tom the “$100,000” Man (Tom Shuffler) with Virgil (Matt Coles) with his finishing moves, “Bombs Away”, and the “Shuffle Butt” take on “Tugboat” (Shawn Waters) and in his corner “Hillbilly” Jermey Veve.
See the "Egyptian Magician" (Manuel DeGeez) with his Lion “Gabriel”, who's mysterious moves are the "Magic Carpet" and "Donkey Punch" and who’s been known to pull large pieces of furniture from his ass take on Matt the “Spare Tire” Baker, who’s finishing move is “2 for 35”.
See in a “Strongman Competition” (how many bodies or TVs one can carry at once from light poll to light poll), in a 3-way competition, Ed the “Missing Link” Maurer, “Black Lightening” (Keve Lowinthal), and Kevin the “Tower of Power” Ryan.
See "Mount Fuji" (Amy Trout), who’s been working out profusely for this match, now weighing in a lean 265 lbs, with her finishing moves the “Jackhammer”, “Avalanche”, and “Leg Drop” take on “Captain Crunch” (Brain Powers), yes that’s right everybody's favorite Captain is in the house tonight. “Errr shiver me timbers cuz this ones gotta get nasty folks.”
See Scottie “2 Hottie” (Scott Fontana) take on Shawn “Shoe Shine” Ryan in a no disqualification match at the Dallas Diner. Tables, Coat Racks, Diet Cokes, Spatulas, Chairs (lawn only), Mexicans in the kitchen, Turkey Club Sandwichs, Pumpkin Pie, and everything else can and will be used in this one folks. Special guest referee “Positive” Dave (Dave Greco). The winner gets the rights to the 3rd bar stool (closest to the girl’s bathroom) at Dabar.
See in Tag-Team action, the “Ravishing One”, Justin “Hot Pants” McGown with his finishing moves, the “Cleveland Steamer”, “Reverse Cowgirl”, and “Gorilla Pull” team up with “Jumping” Jim Cataspotie take on the “Rock N Bandbox” Express, Josh “Rotten Teeth” Evans with his finishing move the “Brillo Pad”, and Shawn “Creepy” Crawly with his finishing moves the “Poolstick” and “40 to the back of the head”.
See ELW’s current “Mexican” Champion the “Iran Sheik” (Matt Coles) with Nikolai Knapp in his corner take on arch rival and former “Mexican” Champion “El Matador” (Brian Lessman) with his Camel “Sassy” in a “Peace” Match, what? That’s right you heard it right, a “Peace” Match. No eye gauging, hitting below the belt, and clean breaks. Wow, I cann’t wait to see this one.
Good tickets still available from Kieth Bidliemyer and Frank or John Love for $10 and $15. Also once again we are offering FREE "Pork N Bean" all night long courtesy of world famous Chef (well famous in Levittown) Casey Green!!!
“So this is Paradise? This is what it’s all about Manny?" (May 2005)
Come out and watch ELW run Havoc over the LBC once again!!!
See his Royal Highness, Luke the “Duke” Greenblat with his $125 Crown take on “Vegas Vic” (Micheal Semblock) with his finishing moves, “Bet On Black” and “Snake Eyes”. The $125 Crown will not be on the line (it’s getting repaired).
See Tom the “$100,000” Man (Tom Shuffler) with Virgil (Matt Coles) with his finishing moves, “Bombs Away”, and the “Shuffle Butt” take on “Tugboat” (Shawn Waters) and in his corner “Hillbilly” Jermey Veve.
See the "Egyptian Magician" (Manuel DeGeez) with his Lion “Gabriel”, who's mysterious moves are the "Magic Carpet" and "Donkey Punch" and who’s been known to pull large pieces of furniture from his ass take on Matt the “Spare Tire” Baker, who’s finishing move is “2 for 35”.
See in a “Strongman Competition” (how many bodies or TVs one can carry at once from light poll to light poll), in a 3-way competition, Ed the “Missing Link” Maurer, “Black Lightening” (Keve Lowinthal), and Kevin the “Tower of Power” Ryan.
See "Mount Fuji" (Amy Trout), who’s been working out profusely for this match, now weighing in a lean 265 lbs, with her finishing moves the “Jackhammer”, “Avalanche”, and “Leg Drop” take on “Captain Crunch” (Brain Powers), yes that’s right everybody's favorite Captain is in the house tonight. “Errr shiver me timbers cuz this ones gotta get nasty folks.”
See Scottie “2 Hottie” (Scott Fontana) take on Shawn “Shoe Shine” Ryan in a no disqualification match at the Dallas Diner. Tables, Coat Racks, Diet Cokes, Spatulas, Chairs (lawn only), Mexicans in the kitchen, Turkey Club Sandwichs, Pumpkin Pie, and everything else can and will be used in this one folks. Special guest referee “Positive” Dave (Dave Greco). The winner gets the rights to the 3rd bar stool (closest to the girl’s bathroom) at Dabar.
See in Tag-Team action, the “Ravishing One”, Justin “Hot Pants” McGown with his finishing moves, the “Cleveland Steamer”, “Reverse Cowgirl”, and “Gorilla Pull” team up with “Jumping” Jim Cataspotie take on the “Rock N Bandbox” Express, Josh “Rotten Teeth” Evans with his finishing move the “Brillo Pad”, and Shawn “Creepy” Crawly with his finishing moves the “Poolstick” and “40 to the back of the head”.
See ELW’s current “Mexican” Champion the “Iran Sheik” (Matt Coles) with Nikolai Knapp in his corner take on arch rival and former “Mexican” Champion “El Matador” (Brian Lessman) with his Camel “Sassy” in a “Peace” Match, what? That’s right you heard it right, a “Peace” Match. No eye gauging, hitting below the belt, and clean breaks. Wow, I cann’t wait to see this one.
Good tickets still available from Kieth Bidliemyer and Frank or John Love for $10 and $15. Also once again we are offering FREE "Pork N Bean" all night long courtesy of world famous Chef (well famous in Levittown) Casey Green!!!
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