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Post by simoneaton on Feb 2, 2006 18:03:16 GMT -5
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens. 05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit. 06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department. 08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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Post by Iceman on Feb 3, 2006 1:19:13 GMT -5
Lol, ahh man, those are actually pretty good, thanks Simon, good ish.
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Post by hbk on Feb 3, 2006 5:09:15 GMT -5
ROFL! That's great stuff dude!!
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Post by simoneaton on Feb 3, 2006 7:42:53 GMT -5
15. Take a clipboard and wear a suit wait by the door and when someone comes in make a huge fuss and say "Congratulation you are the 1000 customer of the day you have won a trolley dash and you have 2 minutes to fill you shopping cart with as much stuff as possible" then watch the check outs from a safe distance
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Post by tysontomko on Feb 3, 2006 14:41:19 GMT -5
Iam apolled by this. Because I work in a grocery superstore!!
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Post by simoneaton on Feb 3, 2006 18:02:53 GMT -5
prepare to be terroziered
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Post by Iceman on Feb 11, 2006 2:46:55 GMT -5
15. Take a clipboard and wear a suit wait by the door and when someone comes in make a huge fuss and say "Congratulation you are the 1000 customer of the day you have won a trolley dash and you have 2 minutes to fill you shopping cart with as much stuff as possible" then watch the check outs from a safe distance Lol, nice, that's tight.
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Post by simoneaton on Feb 12, 2006 15:33:40 GMT -5
Well people shouldnt be so rude lol
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Post by Iceman on Feb 14, 2006 23:08:26 GMT -5
Well people shouldnt be so rude lol Lol, yeah that's true, so it's like getting even with them right? Lol. Gotta have fun in life or what's the point of living ya know.
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Post by simoneaton on Feb 15, 2006 4:22:02 GMT -5
Dam right brother
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Post by Cradle Shock on Feb 15, 2006 16:57:24 GMT -5
I've already done 9, 11 and 12 with my mate. 3 down, 12 to go! And I'll bet most people have done 11 at some point...
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Post by simoneaton on Feb 16, 2006 5:44:54 GMT -5
eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooo *blushes*
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Post by simoneaton on Feb 17, 2006 10:17:05 GMT -5
16. Take you other half with you to the supermarket and pile it full of alchol, spirits just general booze. Then put on box of nappies (Dippers) on top. Have ti rung threw on the till then pretend that you dotn have enough and ask to put the nappies back.......ooooooohhhhhhhh the looks you get
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Post by Iceman on Feb 19, 2006 22:23:11 GMT -5
16. Take you other half with you to the supermarket and pile it full of alchol, spirits just general booze. Then put on box of nappies (Dippers) on top. Have ti rung threw on the till then pretend that you dotn have enough and ask to put the nappies back.......ooooooohhhhhhhh the looks you get Lol, nice.
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Post by Burnham on Feb 20, 2006 6:15:22 GMT -5
me a mate once started chucking things at each other in a supermarket, and we got kicked out! lol
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