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Post by Ivan Putski on Nov 9, 2005 18:33:18 GMT -5
positive dave urinatingon shufflebutts footrest when we came home from work the day after a party. tom says what the hellare you doing
dave says its ok tom said i could go in the bathtub
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Post by Iceman on Nov 9, 2005 21:22:50 GMT -5
positive dave urinatingon shufflebutts footrest when we came home from work the day after a party. tom says what the hellare you doing dave says its ok tom said i could go in the bathtub Lol, I don't understand, clean up your sentences son. I think I remember at one of Tom's Parties (probably the one your talking about), while Tom was there, Dave was standing there (almost falling down) peeing on the floor in the hallway (right in front of the bathroom), Tom said Dave what are you doing, then Dave said something like, lol, it's ok I flushed Tom, lol. |
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Post by Ivan Putski on Nov 10, 2005 17:46:15 GMT -5
i remembered wrong. it was the day after a party. tom and i worked together. we came home at 9:00 for are break and dave had his urine soaked drawers around his ankles sleeping there. the quote was from the night before. those parties are hard to remember.
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Post by Iceman on Nov 10, 2005 21:16:06 GMT -5
i remembered wrong. it was the day after a party. tom and i worked together. we came home at 9:00 for are break and dave had his urine soaked drawers around his ankles sleeping there. the quote was from the night before. those parties are hard to remember. Lol, nice, well I remember the night and you remember the next day, good team work. Never knew Dave fell asleep the next day with his draws down like that, lol. We'll have to tell him about it at Dabar next time we see him, lol, or the Pit. |
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Post by Ivan Putski on Nov 14, 2005 17:31:50 GMT -5
one night a bunch of us were at the mall. hans pushed shema into some dude while we were walking. the dude says " whoa, take it easy" but is was how he said it that made it funny. then outside we set off a car alarm and the dude was right there. he comes over yelling. hans says we were just horseplaying and bump it sorry. dude says no way. you were trying to break in. my alarm isn't that sensitive. hans shoots back right away. yeah but your wifes breasts are. i thought i was going to piss myself, i was laughing so hard
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Post by Iceman on Nov 14, 2005 22:37:20 GMT -5
then outside we set off a car alarm and the dude was right there. he comes over yelling. hans says we were just horseplaying and bump it sorry. dude says no way. you were trying to break in. my alarm isn't that sensitive. hans shoots back right away. yeah but your wifes breasts are. i thought i was going to piss myself, i was laughing so hard Lol, aww man, great quick comeback line from Hans, that must of been phat, he was really good in his day, miss that stuff, lol. Wonder if he still has it? |
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Post by Ivan Putski on Nov 15, 2005 18:47:15 GMT -5
some of the prank calls i made. the time i called kristen jude and told her that stephanie was having sex on shufflers front lawn. she believed me like it happened often. then came over to find her and was all pissed off.
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Post by Iceman on Nov 16, 2005 1:42:04 GMT -5
Lol, yeah I remember some of the prank calls you used to make at your Dad's house.
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Post by Iceman on Nov 16, 2005 2:01:46 GMT -5
I remember when the "Farmer's Daughter" (Amy Trout) had a Bash  , lol. This was a such a Bash it was a 2 day event even, lol. One scene there was. Blackjack Ketchum (Jiggs) had to go to the bathroom so bad and we were in the middle of a Dice game (3 Man). Kevin didn't wanna wait or leave the game. Some Dice Game members by the way were: Shawn Collins, Dave Wamble, Coolio, Jiggs, Premula, Horwatt, Amy Trout, Carrie Vasvela, and another one of her skinny friends (forget her name), so it was a big game. Well Jiggs decided to use the Hidden Bathroom under the table, lol. So he simply unzipped his pants and did. The funny thing was he pulled it off and nobody knew. Lol, I started dying when he was doing it and just looked at his face, like dam, your really doing it, your crazy. He whispered to Coolio to look under the table and pull back your feet, lol. The floor (tile) up to the carpet under the table had a good half inch of liquid on it, lol. Later she said, hey what happened to the floor, Jiggs or somebody simply said somebody spilled a drink, she oh, ok, and that was it.   Also everytime Amy left the room Shawn would pretend to have rolled snake eyes (he would just put the dice on two 1s) and yell it real loud, "SNAKE EYES", and we'd all high five and he'd make up a crazy rule, we sure had a few of them by the end of the night, usally making Amy do something stupid, lol. Geez, what happened to that game? |
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Post by Blackjack Ketchum on Nov 25, 2005 2:58:11 GMT -5
a follow up to ice mans story on amy (the farmers daughter ) trott. The next day( some call it the day after) amy called my house ,and dont ask how she had my number, and asked me to help clean up. I went there and starting helping and when we got to the bathroom she picked up the trash can next to the toilet and reached in it and pulled out her hair brushes and combs.. they were soaked ..she said man someone poured alot of beer in this ....but i knew it wasnt beer... that was classic ...she just rinsed them off and put them back on the shelf.....im guessing 7 different people pissed in that can that night,.. good stuff.
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Post by Ivan Putski on Dec 9, 2005 17:22:03 GMT -5
i still like the one where blackjack ketchum and i, along with maurer and quite a few others destroyed that trailer. ketchem is in the bathroom trying to rip the sink out of the wall. i'm watching laughing my assss of. hes trying to cover up the sound so he starts screaming "lets go mets!!!!!!!!!" at the top of his lumgs. it was f'in hilarious
they also had those colored sand in pepsi bottle things. like 50 of them. so we emptied all of them in the kitchen. it was like a day at the beach. in fact i think ed maurer got a sunburn
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Post by Iceman on Dec 10, 2005 5:14:16 GMT -5
i still like the one where blackjack ketchum and i, along with maurer and quite a few others destroyed that trailer. ketchem is in the bathroom trying to rip the sink out of the wall. i'm watching laughing my assss of. hes trying to cover up the sound so he starts screaming "lets go mets!!!!!!!!!" at the top of his lumgs. it was f'in hilarious they also had those colored sand in pepsi bottle things. like 50 of them. so we emptied all of them in the kitchen. it was like a day at the beach. in fact i think ed maurer got a sunburn Actually I wasn't there, but I thought that was the year the Mets were in the World Series and you guys were in front of the TV watching the game yelling "GO METS!!!" and might of spilled a little bit of Beer on the TV, Behind the TV, In the TV, Under the TV, etc., but only a little bit right? Wow, nice, a Kitchen made with all Sand, what a good idea, wish I was there, sounds pretty cool and relaxing, did you guys set up lawn chairs and beach towels in the kitchen too then? |
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Post by Reggie Cook on Dec 29, 2005 21:10:43 GMT -5
reggie cook wearing tony ts gmoms pink dress and bonnet was pretty funny too. Yup Reggie had his Sunday best on that day (or his sisters) and he looked very pretty I might add, lol. Have 3 nice pics of that still. Ones framed on my wall with a promo about him to join the "Fairless Frisbee Golf Team" with the "Cook" dressed like that as our captain, lol. Ha, ha funny guys, you guys were crazy, ha ha. Coletti probably did that sh*t the most too, actually I know Tone did too, lol. The one night when Storms was all "smoky"  there he fell out of the Bird's Cage Chair that was connected to the ceiling, lol, it was like a tree fell and we were all dying, ha ha, those were the days. Big Reg |
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Post by Iceman on Dec 30, 2005 3:08:55 GMT -5
Yeah Reg, lol, I got 3 nice picture's of you in your Sunday best that night too, lol. Even made a nice picture using 2 of them. Got a B in my Desktop Publishing class in College with them, thanks Reg, your the best, lol. Lol, yeah, I remember Paul and the Bird Cage, that was classic, lol. He just kept swinging around in it then fell, lol. |
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Post by Stimp Da Pimp on Apr 21, 2006 9:53:41 GMT -5
There will be a new funniest experience in the L.B.C. when Stimp Da Pimp takes Big Dick Black's face and rubs it in dog crap!! That will be funny!!
:-) Lots of love to my fans.
Stimp Da Pimp
soon to be the new E.L.W. World Champ!!!
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