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Post by Iceman on Mar 3, 2005 16:17:57 GMT -5
Tito Santana Jokes, courtesy of Bobby the "Brain" Heenan:
"You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car." -- Bobby Heenan
Bobby Heenan & Gorilla Monsoon on Chico Santana:
Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records?
Gorilla: Yeah? For what?
Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour.
Gorilla: Will you stop...
"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan
Anybody else have any good ones from Bobby Heenan?
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Post by hbk on Mar 7, 2005 5:44:09 GMT -5
lol, they are some hilarious quotes about Santana. Heenan cracks me up!
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Post by bruiser on Mar 7, 2005 10:41:08 GMT -5
lmao @ some of them..'The Brain' is the funniest guy in the history of wrestling and I've love to see him on RAW instead of Lawler who just annoys me these days
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Post by Iceman on Mar 7, 2005 22:41:19 GMT -5
Bobby the "Brain" had some great lines no doubt.
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Post by Repo on Mar 22, 2005 11:41:12 GMT -5
Brain: You know what Arriba means? It means "Swim faster, the border guards are behind us".
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Post by gmccarron on May 27, 2005 18:19:49 GMT -5
WM VIII: Santana vs. Michaels
Gorilla: El Paso Del Muerte!
Heenan: What did you say? Extra hot Pace Picante?
Gorilla: Will you be serious?
Reba McEntire singing the National Anthem:
Heenan: You know that's Tito's sister, right? Arriba McEntire!
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Post by BWO 4 Life on Jul 6, 2005 21:02:00 GMT -5
Bobby: You know why you can never get a picture of Tito Santana's family?
Gorilla: No, why?
Bobby: Cause when you tell them to say Cheese, they all stand in a line.
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Post by Iceman on Jul 25, 2005 1:08:07 GMT -5
Piper: I hate Managers!
Heenan: You hate Managers because you could never get one!
Monsoon: You aren't available anymore are you?
Heenan: I wouldn't manage him... couldn't dress him!
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Post by Iceman on Jul 27, 2005 0:26:40 GMT -5
"This guy makes coffee nervous." -- Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Warrior
"Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers." -- Bobby Heenan on Lou Ferign's speach impediment
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Post by tysontomko on Aug 3, 2005 19:16:31 GMT -5
Bobby wouldn't be the same because is now with a huskier voice!!
Joshua
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Post by RoaDoggX on Aug 4, 2005 19:07:50 GMT -5
Gorilla Monsoon - "(Tito) Santana is busted open!!"
Bobby Heenan - "I SMELL PICANTE!"
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Post by Iceman on Sept 7, 2005 0:43:49 GMT -5
This one is great and I never heard/saw it before either, lol.
WM7 - Virgil v. Dibiase, with Piper on crutches at ringside. Dibiase shoves Piper down and Heenan goes "awwwwww i've fallen and i can't get up!"
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Post by "The Tie-Dye Dream" Ricky Cool on Sept 7, 2005 8:20:34 GMT -5
Lol he used that one a few times.
Summerslam 1991 Bossman vs The Mountie Jail House Match.
*Mountie sends Bossman hard into the Steel Steps.*
Monsoon: Boss Man Hard into the Steel Steps.
Heenan: He's Fallan and he Can't Get Up. *Laughs*
Monsoon: Will You Be serious!!
Wrestlmainia 9. Crush vs Doink (Evil)
*Following Ref Bump.*
JR: I'll tell you what Guys. I'm concerned about the offical whos lieing motionlass in the ring.
Macho Man: No he's just out cold thats all he is.
Heenan: He's Down and guess what. He Can't Get Up.
JR: Oh Bobby Come on.
Macho Man: What do you expect from Weasle??
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Post by RoaDoggX on Sept 8, 2005 11:07:36 GMT -5
Another line that Heenan used alot. Mainly on HBK and Flair that I could remember.
He would say something like I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. SHAWN MICHAELS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
I always found those funny.
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Post by Fergman on Sept 17, 2005 23:30:36 GMT -5
2 of my favorites One from Royal Rumble 92 went something like this
When Virgil comes into the Rumble.
Brain: Hes number 23 right?
Gorilla: Yes
Brain: Well then who knows how many bags hes gone through in the back.
Brain: You know the problem with wrestling Ataki 20 minutes after you wrestle him you want to wrestle him again.
Those are 2 that stick out.
Scott
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