Favorite Wrestling Quotes?

[Iceman]

What are your favorite Wrestling Quotes from Wrestlers?


Here's some good ones:

"I know a girl who lives on a hill; she won't but her sister will" -- Captain Lou Albano

"Whatcha gonna do, BROTHER?!" -- Hulk Hogan

"Hey Yo, we're gonna conduct a little survey here tonight" -- Scott Hall

"Hey! Everyone look at me! I'm the BAD guy" -- The Diamond Studd who would later be known as Scott Hall

"I object. I think you stink, you stink, and this whole wedding stinks." Roddy Piper objecting at Uncle Elmer's wedding on Saturday Night's Main Event

"Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions." -- Roddy Piper after beating up Frankie Williams on Piper's Pit

"I'm the Nature Boy, Woooo!, Ric Flair, Woooo!" -- Ric Flair

"We gotta squeeze the air out of the champion's body, we gotta squeeze the fight out of the man" -- Jake Roberts talking to his snake "Coolio" before the match against the "Macho Man" for the IC Title on Saturday Night's Main Event 1986.

Randy Savage and Elizabeth commenting on Randy's match against Jake Roberts...
Elizabeth (shining the IC Belt) "How's that look Randy?"
Randy Savage "Shut up Woman, if we lose it's your fault"

"Ohhh Yeahhh, Dig It" -- Randy "Macho Man" Savage

"Vell Gene Mean" -- Iron Sheik

"The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children" -- Gorilla Monsoon

"Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!" -- Jesse Ventura

"The pleasure was all yours." -- Jesse Ventura

"Want a hot dog, McMahon?" -- Jesse Ventura

"No, no, no, wait just a second Vince, your not getting off that easy, I have somebody to take my place" -- Jesse Ventura having Bobby Heenan take his place annoucing while he wrestles

"They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn." -- Jesse Ventura commenting on Uncle Elmer kissing his wife

"I guess you could call that poetry in motion." -- Jesse Ventura after watchin the Genius smacking a jobber with his poetry plate.

"He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs." -- Bobby Heenan on Kerry Von Erich

"When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?" -- Bobby Heenan on Beefcake

"Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan

"You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car." -- Bobby Heenan

"Well for all you Humanoids out there" -- Bobby Heenan

"This guy makes coffee nervous." -- Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Warrior

"Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers." -- Bobby Heenan on Lou Ferign's speach impediment

Bobby Heenan commenting on Hogan's entrance music...
Heenan: That's my second favorite song.
Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask. Whats your favorite?
Heenan: All the rest are tied.

[bruiser]

This one isn't a quote as such but its the promo Hulk Hogan gave at wrestlemania vi before he faced the warrior and I still smile and get goosebumps when i put my tape of that event on:

You know something Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs that at Skydome we're gonna face the Ultimate Challenge brother. When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada I was hovering over Skydome brother, I saw what was beneath me man. I saw the greatest arena of all times, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place...and as we landed brother, nothing but star-craving Hulkamaniacs were there to great me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes man. Hulkamania is running wild like it's never ran before! But the Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that is gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people. That's my energy brother and Ultimate Warrior, this is where the power lies man and the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world and once I get you down on your knees Ultimate Warrior, I'm gonna ask you one question brother. I'm gonna ask you: do you want to live forever? And if your answer is yes Ultimate Warrior, then breathe you last breath into my body. I can save ya, my Hulkamaniacs can save ya. We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light. We can save all your little warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins. But I gotta prove one thing to all my little hulkamaniacs out there, it's not whether you win or whether you lose, the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are and Ultimate Warrior I sure hope you're a good loser brother. Whatcha ya gonna do at Skydome when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you?

[Burnham]

" i like your peotry" snitsky 2 heidenreich

it had me in stitches

[gmccarron]

Bobby Heenan: "I'm Indiana's favorite Bobby."
Jim Ross: "Back at home, they would call this a slobberknocker." Heenan: "Slobberknocker? I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip-Top Cafe in downtown Tulsa."
Heenan: "Shawn Michaels has left the building!"
Heenan: "You have to be fair to Flair."
Gorilla Monsoon: "There's always that eerie smell of formaldehyde when the Undertaker's around." Heenan: "I thought that was your cologne."



Roddy Piper: "Just when you think you have the answers, I change the questions."

Jesse Ventura: "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."

Ted Dibiase: "Everybody's got a price, for the Million Dollar Man."

[Wrestling Chick]

"I think business has just picked up!" ~Jim Ross

"There is nobody on this planet that can do what I do in this ring better than me, and that is a FACT!" ~Triple H

"I'm gonna shove your teeth so far down your throat, you're gonna be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off!" ~Undertaker

"Orale! Arriba la Raza!" ~Konnan (NWO days)

"Hey yo!" ~Scott Hall

"So this is where the big boys play, huh? Look at the adjective: play! We're not here to play!" ~Kevin Nash (play is the verb, jackass ;D)

"Hello, boys!" ~Undertaker, talkin' to Austin and Triple H in the ambulance back in 2000/2001

"I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your ass, and WALK IT DRY!" ~Steve Austin

"Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!" ~Steve Austin

anything Bobby Heenan said is classic

anything Roddy Piper says is also classic

[Iceman]

Lol, well your right about anything Roddy Piper and Bobby Heenan say are classic, they had some great lines for sure. Same goes for Scott Hall, I miss watching him Wrestle too.

[grumpyoldman]

(Camera scans the crowd during a Jim Duggan match)
Crowd- U-S-A! U-S-A!
Bobby Heenan (after seeing the people in the crowd) S-O-A-P! S-O-A-P!


Any old Iron Shiek interview when he'd say "Mr. Cameraman- ZOOM!" and start flexing.

[Iceman]

grumpyoldman said:

(Camera scans the crowd during a Jim Duggan match)
Crowd- U-S-A! U-S-A!
Bobby Heenan (after seeing the people in the crowd) S-O-A-P! S-O-A-P!

Lol, nice, good Heenan one.

[shawnclayton]

--
"God threw away the mold when he created me!"
- Buddy Rogers (RIP - after defeating O'Connor for the World Heavyweight Champioship)


"If you want a real Champion, ya gotta get Rogers to fit the bill!"
- Buddy Rogers (RIP - same promo from above lol)


"You've got no guts! . . . . . . And you, you're a dead man!"
- Sting (when he 1st spoke after 18mo, in WCW '97)


" . . . And how appropriate, that the money your grovel for is your very own - wallowing in the muck of everiss."
- Jake Roberts (promo on Dibiase, 1990)


"Oh my GOD!!"
- Joey Styles (EVERY ECW SHOW EVER)


I know it's not really a quote, but I love how the late Gordon Solie used to pronounce the word "Suplex" - he'd say "sue-play", which I think is the proper way of saying it - DAMN our English ignorance!!

[Matt Brock]

Just after Orndorff turned on Hogan, Hulk said "Ohh the new Mr.Wonderful, like you got a new paint job or something".

"Turn the whole world onto Hulkamania".Hulk during '86 new years recap show.

"Will somebody stop the damn match!" Good ole JR during Foley/Taker

'there is only one diamond in this business"-Buddy Rogers

Dusty also had this wicked promo at poolside, something like he's the greatest sports athlete in the world in his unmistakle Dusty lisp.

[Amber]

"Be verwy, verwy quiet. I'm hunting Wandies." -Foley referring to Orton

"God gave me a gift. I'm a beautiful man." -Randy Orton
Talk about full of it, lol!

"I have a huge sweet tooth-- in fact, I probably have more than one sweet tooth." -Lita aka Amy Dumas in her book , 'A Less Traveled R.O.A.D., The Reality of Amy Dumas'

"If you put the S in front of HITMAN, you know what I think if him!" -Stone Cold Steve Austin
I don't care who you are that's funny right there.

[oldschooler]

Roddy Piper "Ric Flair is a messeding feather covered freak"

[BWO 4 Life]

"I AM the Legend Killer" ~ Roddy Piper (he even had the shirt) ..... WAYYYYYYYYYY before Randy Orton.

[Wrestling Chick]

amber said:

"God gave me a gift. I'm a beautiful man." -Randy Orton
Talk about full of it, lol!

"If you put the S in front of HITMAN, you know what I think if him!" -Stone Cold Steve Austin
I don't care who you are that's funny right there.

First off, gotta love Larry the Cable Guy! His CD "The Right to Bare Arms" is the funniest thing in the world. I was laughin' so hard the first time I heard it (and second...and third...and fourth, etc.), I had tears in my eyes.

Second off, Randelle Orton (as some o' my Internet buddies on an Undertaker site refer to him) is definitely one cocky f*ck. I really could give two sh!ts about his cocky, self-centered, but very wrestling saavy @$$. But I'll admit, he's a great wrestler.

Finally, when I heard that Austin quote originally, I think I was 12 or 13, and really naive about cursing, so it took me a long time to figure out what he meant. But when I did, I was LMAO! Ahh, the good ole' days...

[Amber]

Randelle Orton... that's a good one.

I was there the night Randy said it. It was the night after Survivor Series '03, and he was guest commentating with King and JR. This was before he won the IC Championship. Flair had used his Survivor Series favor from Bischoff to get a match with RVD, who was the IC Champ. Orton interferred, got Flair dq'd, but it was the first time he showed interest in the IC Championship, cause he picked up the belt and was looking at it. King made a joke saying he knew why Orton was looking at it. Because he could see his reflection in it. Earlier he had been asking why there wasn't a mirror in JR and King's booth thing. Anyways, the next day when I watched the tape and could actually hear what he said I laughed my @$$ off. It was just the way he said it and went right into "...and there's Ric Flair with the Figure-Four..." That's why I like it I guess. The way he said it and the fact that I was there when he said it.

And yes, Larry the Cable Guy rules!